I blog, therefore I am.
Welcome to the World According To Scarp. I’m Scarp, nice to meet you. Thanks for stopping in. Please, make yourself at home, you don’t have to use a coaster or anything in here.
Some of things that go on in my world aren’t always comfortable, politically correct or interesting; but they are usually funny. Please feel free to take a gander. If you like what you see, you are always welcome…If you don’t, that’s cool; you’re always welcome, too…but you have to bring me beer. I drink Miller Lite, but I like Smithwick’s, just in case you’re actually taking me seriously.
I try to post at least once a day, excluding weekends, major holidays and days where I just don’t have anything to write about. Please, do check-in as often as you’d like and don’t hold back on the commenting thing. I love hate mail, thoughts and sarcastic retorts. I won’t try to censor you, if you don’t try to censor me, we got a deal?
My email is email@example.com if you’d like to drop me a line. I am aware that my email address contains the word “twat”. One could infer that this is an acronym for The World According To…which it is, but it’s also hilarious that it worked out to be one of the more offensive words in the English language.
I also have something called a Twitter account. There’s lot’s of @ing and #ing going on in there. If you’d like, you can find me @I_am_Scarp.
Okay, well…that’s about it. Good night and blog speed.
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