I blog, therefore I am.
Welcome to the World According To Scarp. I’m Scarp, nice to meet you. Thanks for stopping in. Please, make yourself at home, you don’t have to use a coaster or anything in here.
Some of things that go on in my world aren’t always comfortable, politically correct or interesting; but they are usually funny. Please feel free to take a gander. If you like what you see, you are always welcome…If you don’t, that’s cool; you’re always welcome, too…but you have to bring me beer. I drink Miller Lite, but I like Smithwick’s, just in case you’re actually taking me seriously.
I try to post at least once a day, excluding weekends, major holidays and days where I just don’t have anything to write about. Please, do check-in as often as you’d like and don’t hold back on the commenting thing. I love hate mail, thoughts and sarcastic retorts. I won’t try to censor you, if you don’t try to censor me, we got a deal?
My email is twatscarp@gmail.com if you’d like to drop me a line. I am aware that my email address contains the word “twat”. One could infer that this is an acronym for The World According To…which it is, but it’s also hilarious that it worked out to be one of the more offensive words in the English language.
I also have something called a Twitter account. There’s lot’s of @ing and #ing going on in there. If you’d like, you can find me @I_am_Scarp.
Okay, well…that’s about it. Good night and blog speed.
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This is awesome – you are a VERY creative and talented writer!
Mom? Is that you?
Thank you for reading! That means a lot coming from you! Oh, and congratulations on your new book. Keep up the good word!
What can I say…Your mother and I are always right Xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
I’ll try to remember that, Aunt Lois!!! Thank you for all of your support! Xoxo
You are hilarioius! Keep it coming.
I just noticed you had subscribed to my blog and wanted to stop by and thank you. You also made me spray coffee out my nose laughing at your comment. All the best.
Yes, I admit, I’m following you. Not in a creepy, stalker way…at least not right now, anyway. Coffee explosion? Mission accomplished, now on to phase two…
Hello, Lovely. I have nominated you for the Versatile Blogger Award. XOXO
What? Really????!!! I’m not even sure I know what that is…but I’m hella flattered! I didn’t know they gave out awards here!
Thank you so very much! That is super, fantastically awesome of you, just the fact that you’d even think to nominate me blows my mind. You rock my tiny little world!!!!!
Thank you for making my day! Xo
Your welcome. Now you must go to my post and see what you must do to accept my award…
You know, I noticed something about your e-mail address, and if that was intentional, you are my new favorite.
Ooops, I had premature replyation. (continued from above) It’s also Twats Carp, which is really hard to catch.
Thank you for noticing this…gmail wouldn’t let me register the shortened version.
I freagin love this access to your mind lady! You are truly a talent for the times! xoxo Good luck sista!
You, you’re good you! Thanks for reading and for being so nice to me! My mind is a crowded place, full of questions and inappropriate language…I’m glad I get to share it with you! Xoxo
Hi! I have nominated your blog for four blog awards. If you do not wish to be included, please respond to this comment and I will be more than happy to remove the link to your blog. http://nosugarjustspice.wordpress.com/
Holy shit! Four awards???? I’m honored! Thanks my spicey sister-friend!!!
You’re welcome! I nominated you because I very much enjoy reading you’re blog! I should be thanking you
You’re such a talented writer, and I love all the humour on your blog. I laughed out loud several times. Definitely coming back. By any chance, are you writing a book?
Wowie wow wow! Thank you The Electric LadyBird! That’s pretty awesome. I would love to answer yes to to the book thing. I’ve got the writers block real bad, Pa. I’m hoping it will go away soon. Thanks for reading!!!
And by Electric I naturally me Eclectic….Wtf is wrong with me?
Tag! You’re it! You’ve been tagged by No Sugar, Just Spice! http://nosugarjustspice.wordpress.com/2012/05/17/tag-youre-it/
very cool and entertaining blog………….
Thanks so much for reading. I really appreciate the support of a fellow blogger? Bloggist? Blogsmotologist? Anyway, you know what I mean.
yeah…them lunatics……….